Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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