Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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