where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
cat food counts as protein by the way
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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