wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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