i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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