dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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