he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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