o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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