Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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