i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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