i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I heard we made out
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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