So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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