.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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