We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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