can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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