Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star. http://tfl.nu/4wpn
  Replies (27) Good night (3013) Bad night (783)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call. http://tfl.nu/9x5y
  Replies (39) Good night (1133) Bad night (6394)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once? (410): Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women http://tfl.nu/hhx6
  Replies (11) Good night (3493) Bad night (971)
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight http://tfl.nu/uzvu
  Replies (19) Good night (4142) Bad night (790)
• Favorite

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (318): What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway? http://tfl.nu/w9j3
  Replies (19) Good night (5692) Bad night (1325)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here http://tfl.nu/3omi
  Replies (2) Good night (1268) Bad night (688)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays http://tfl.nu/ccn1
  Replies (3) Good night (1300) Bad night (594)
• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.

  (917): View more from New York City

  Delicious

  (646): View more from New York

  I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table. (917): Delicious (646): I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt. http://tfl.nu/gs74
  Replies (5) Good night (1370) Bad night (1291)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com? http://tfl.nu/sqoo
  Replies (4) Good night (1342) Bad night (612)
• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks. http://tfl.nu/p1dl
  Replies (6) Good night (1975) Bad night (521)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die. http://tfl.nu/55zi
  Replies (4) Good night (786) Bad night (456)
• Favorite

  (433): View more from

  Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (433): Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car. http://tfl.nu/9azh
  Replies (2) Good night (391) Bad night (676)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B http://tfl.nu/a09x
  Replies (3) Good night (639) Bad night (309)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho.. http://tfl.nu/qvte
  Replies (1) Good night (283) Bad night (481)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty. http://tfl.nu/8y5m
  Replies (5) Good night (458) Bad night (248)

Randomize