May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here