ADVERTISEMENT

• (323): View more from California

  hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.

  (323): View more from California

  to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.

  Fav 17 1230 4265

  share tweet
  

• (434): View more from Virginia

  he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him

  Fav 63 1776 4031

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."

  Fav 11 8640 1395

  share tweet
  

• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.

  Fav 17 1556 4521

  share tweet
  
• 

  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.

  Fav 30 9919 1558

  share tweet
  

• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick

  Fav 5 1262 2567

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (740): View more from Ohio

  Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere

  Fav 38 4572 4848

  share tweet
  

• (647): View more from Ontario

  i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night

  Fav 6 657 1536

  share tweet
  

• (831): View more from California

  Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE

  Fav 3 698 904

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Struggles Kids These Days Will Never Know

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (815): View more from Illinois

  I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.

  Fav 4 965 575

  share tweet
  

• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I felt the need to accentuate it....

  Fav 1 967 703

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (704): View more from North Carolina

  No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out

  Fav 1 699 400

  share tweet
  

• (727): View more from Florida

  being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

  Fav 2 398 444

  share tweet
  

• (315): View more from New York

  If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.

  Fav 0 81 6

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (571): View more from Virginia

  I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine

  Fav 3 78 29

  share tweet
  

Randomize