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(248): View more from Michigan

I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...

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(248): I fell asleep on the toilet again last night... http://tfl.nu/rzc7

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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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(415): JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP http://tfl.nu/adca

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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall

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(617): I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall http://tfl.nu/nke4

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(450): View more from Quebec

Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.

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(450): Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting. http://tfl.nu/m2ej

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(713): View more from Texas

If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.

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(713): If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free. http://tfl.nu/xcq7

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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(832): Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool. http://tfl.nu/d5dr

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.

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(778): I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm. http://tfl.nu/ttig

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.

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(520): She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist. http://tfl.nu/mma2

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(706): View more from Georgia

What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.

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(706): What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame. http://tfl.nu/pbev

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(714): View more from California

You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.

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(714): You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works. http://tfl.nu/2moz

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(519): View more from Ontario

Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route

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(519): Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route http://tfl.nu/dfjg

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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key

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(609): Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key http://tfl.nu/pj3h

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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.

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(703): I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet. http://tfl.nu/knpf

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(612): View more from Minnesota

It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course

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(612): It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course http://tfl.nu/673n

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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.

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(909): I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting. http://tfl.nu/6xjr

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