Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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