I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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