Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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