: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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