trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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