How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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