No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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