we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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