He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I wish i was in the wii world.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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