and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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