is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.