Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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