Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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