question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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