There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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