I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's blow job season.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
last night I used snow as a chaser
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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