Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
nutella sex= disaster
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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