last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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