I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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