im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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