We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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