I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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