I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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