So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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