For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
