you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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