By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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