He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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