But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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