Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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