"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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