You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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