Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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