This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
