Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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