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ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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