I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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