As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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