Whod you bang
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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