i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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